Join Our Team
Snow Removal Specialist (“Sidewalk Shoveler”)
We’re looking for dependable, cold-resistant, caffeine-fueled humans to join our elite sidewalk shoveling squad to help keep our sidewalks safe, clear, and (mostly) slip-free this winter season.
Hours: Whenever the sky decides to dump on us
Pay: Cold, hard cash (but warmer than your fingers)
Responsibilities:
Move snow from “everywhere” to “somewhere else”
Salt like you mean it
Keep walkways safe enough for humans, pets, and delivery drivers with questionable balance
Requirements:
Must own winter clothing thicker than optimism
Strong backs, good attitudes, and a sense of humor
Bonuses:
Free full-body workout
Front-row seat to nature’s chaos
Fresh air (plenty of it)
Apply now and join the fight!